June 10, 2014
April 2, 2013
Caldor – Asset Protection – Numerical Analysis
This vid is like Jerkface Audit Man vs. Man Who Knows Way Too Much Info Audit Man.
ooo, but there’s bloopers.
This Ames one from 1996 is also pretty enjoyable. It’s drowning in middle school nostalgia:
En employee trying to steal Cover Girl makeup…
Caboodles in the security mirror reflection!
…and a backpack purse!
Police in Hampton, Virginia, spent hours investigating an early-morning report of a robbery at a local Waffle House, sending out officers to do a door-to-door neighborhood canvas, sweeping the scene for evidence, and even bringing in the K-9 unit to help track down suspects.
But it was all just a joke.
Of course, everybody is like “…she’s 20?”
March 26, 2013
Here’s a delightful 1970s news story on Bloomies being the hottest pick-up spot in town. At all hours you could catch young people cruising — in the sports section, mens department, and at the cheese counter over a wedge of brie. Once matches were made, the hipster couples of the UES would sport Famous Amos T-shirts to shop for chrome and glass furniture. So hot.
March 18, 2013
March 7, 2013
I <3 this cheesy commercial so much.
December 14, 2012
So, earlier this week there was an adorable little monkey wearing a coat running around an Ikea in Toronto. Unfortunately, since its kind is illegal in Toronto, he is now sitting in an animal sanctuary, away from his mommy.
This widdle monkey has sparked a lot of artistic renditions all over the internet this week:
One girl on tumblr has an tattoo of the monkey.
Here is my contribution to the Ikea Monkey art:
//edit, December 15//
October 12, 2011
I absolutely love this guy’s 1988 photos. In this set you’ll see a ton of old Domino’s Pizza pictures.
January 2, 2011
The stats helper monkeys at WordPress.com mulled over how this blog did in 2010, and here’s a high level summary of its overall blog health:
The Blog-Health-o-Meter™ reads Wow.
Madison Square Garden can seat 20,000 people for a concert. This blog was viewed about 66,000 times in 2010. If it were a concert at Madison Square Garden, it would have performed about 3 times.
In 2010, there were 29 new posts, growing the total archive of this blog to 336 posts. There were 3 pictures uploaded, taking up a total of 21mb.
The busiest day of the year was January 2nd with 474 views. The most popular post that day was My Baby!.
Where did they come from?
The top referring sites in 2010 were deadmalls.com, mallsofamerica.blogspot.com, dimbeautyofchicago.blogspot.com, dumpystripmalls.com, and flickr.com.
Some visitors came searching, mostly for williamsburg va, new belk logo, dead malls, patrick henry mall, and coliseum mall.
Attractions in 2010
These are the posts and pages that got the most views in 2010.
My Baby! June 2005
Staunton Mall, Staunton, VA September 2008
Tower Mall Info? April 2007
Becker Village Mall (Roanoke Rapids, NC–Dead Since 2002?) June 2006
Belk (Williamsburg, VA @ Windsormeade Marketplace) November 2007